“Well, Senator Boom-Bah, I have a few questions about what it is to be a Conservative, sir,” the perplexed Representative admitted.
“I used to love my mama’s homemade peach Conserves and Preserves. In fact, when it comes to the Conservative Republican Party, I have often thought that we are more Preservative, rather than Conservative, but who am I to argue with the Party Leaders ?” Boom-Bah reminisced.
“But, sir, you are a senior Senator. You are one of the Republican Party Leaders,” Siss-Boom-Bah blurted out.
“Be that as it may, I am one to go with the flow of things. I am not here to dam the river’s flow or to impede it in any way, unless I see it flowing in directions not amenable to my donors and constituents, that is,” Senator Boom-Bah explained.
“But what about this Donald Trump, sir ? Surely he is a major impediment to the flow of the Republican Party’s river. We don’t even know if he is really a Conservative. Much less a Preservative. All he has done is rile the Base up, and threaten to blow the Party into smithereens with his outrageous behaviors and proclamations,” Representative Siss-Boom-Bah said emphatically.
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