Monthly Archives: July 2006

The original Ovi magazine

Ovi LehtiA 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye.
Damn, he missed the target!!! Lower next time, dude!

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Meth abuse continues to fuel an increase in crimes (in USA) like robbery and assault, straining the workload of local police forces despite a drop in the number of meth lab seizures, according to a survey.
What about Republicanism? No survey about that? Doctor, doctor, is it lethal?

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The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline.
And I’m sure all the 16-year-old Lebanese really appreciated this!

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Gov. Bill Owens signed a measure banning child brides, ending an uproar sparked by a court ruling that said 12-year-old girls could enter common-law marriages in Colorado.
By the way, what’s pedophilia called in Colorado?

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Nearly 6,000 civilians were slain across Iraq in May and June, a spike in deaths that coincided with rising sectarian attacks across the country, the United Nations said Tuesday.
George, did you see this report? Just wondering!

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Pam Anderson will be putting a new twist on “Home Improvement.” US Weekly is reporting that the 39-year-old star is set to marry her on-again, off-again fiancé, Kid Rock.
I didn’t really get this…home improvement, has it got anything to do with the size of her breasts again?

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The Walt Disney Co. is restructuring its studio division to emphasize blockbuster franchise films over more adult fare, a move that will mean slashing 650 jobs worldwide, the company announced Tuesday.
It was all Mickey Mouse!!!

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Microsoft Corp. plans to license a technology for manipulating three-dimensional images as part of the company’s efforts to make more money from its in-house research and development.
Damn Bill, are we going now to crash all the time in 3D?

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At least 55 civilians have been killed in Israeli air strikes in Lebanon.
What f#@kin’ comment can you make here?

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A heatwave affecting much of Western Europe has resulted in several deaths, health officials say. And what the f$#k can I say here?

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A plan to create rapid reaction teams of border guards to deal with European Union immigration crises has been unveiled by the European Commission.
Is this going to keep stupidity escaping from Europe as well?

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Chile has opened its newest art gallery, housed in a police station where security forces eavesdropped on dissidents during military rule.
That’s a chilling joke.

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Did you read the Ovi magazine?
I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

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Ovi LehtiThe Directorate of Immigration is issuing deportation orders for eight Somalis as a result of crimes they have committed in Finland.

So, instead of giving them the death sentence and still it is forbidden in EU, they are just sending them …home!

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A provisional date has been set for the visit to Finland by the exiled Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama. The Finnish-Tibetan Cultural Society says he will visit Finland on September, 30th.

Just on time, Lebanon will have been demolished and EU will need his blessing!!!

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Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen is preparing his reply to a request by French President Jacques Chirac for the EU to broker a ceasefire in the Middle East.

Yeah, he will send them a post card from his holidays!!!

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Mobile phone manufacturer Nokia’s result for April to June was slightly better than expected. The result showed a considerable improvement over last year’s second-quarter results.

They must be the only ones with good news lately!!!

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Reports from the US suggest Washington has been asked to speed up a shipment of precision bombs sold as part of a deal with Israel last year.

Really? And why is that?

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The UN’s Jan Egeland has condemned the devastation caused by Israeli air strikes in Beirut, saying it is a violation of humanitarian law.

Does the man have TV at home? You mean, he just found out?

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Haifa residents living in fear!

Damn and I thought Lebanese people had a party with fireworks!!!!

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Did you read the last issue of Ovi magazine?

I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

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The real Ovi magazine

The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

Two Israeli soldiers have been killed in fierce fighting with Hezbollah guerrillas in southern Lebanon.

That was the header in BBC news, forgot to mention that 300 innocent Lebanese got killed the same time!!!

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Did you read the last issue of Ovi magazine?

I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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A heat wave affecting much of Western Europe has resulted in several deaths, health officials say.

What? And they are not blaming Hezbollah for that? Why?

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Eighteen months after the devastating Indian Ocean tsunami, hundreds have died after a giant wave struck the Indonesian island of Java. Their deaths have raised questions about the failure of a promised Indian Ocean tsunami early warning system to sound an adequate alert.

Promises, promises!

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International efforts are under way to resolve a stand-off between Spain and Malta which has left 51 African migrants stranded at sea since Friday. Malta is refusing to allow a Spanish trawler which picked up the migrants to dock, drawing criticism from the UN.

What, they don’t have EU passports? Never let them in!

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Credit and debit card firms will find it easier to cancel the cards of online pedophiles under a planned new law.

Is this a punishment? What about the good old methods like prison?

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North Korea says it will halt cross-border family reunions with the South, in retaliation for Seoul’s decision to suspend food aid shipments.

Was that before o after they threaten USA with missiles?

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A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye.

Damn, he missed the target!!! Lower next time dude!

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The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline.

And I’m sure all 16 years old Lebanese really appreciate this!

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The real Ovi magazine

The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

Two Israeli soldiers have been killed in fierce fighting with Hezbollah guerrillas in southern Lebanon.

That was the header in BBC news, forgot to mention that 300 innocent Lebanese got killed the same time!!!

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Did you read the last issue of Ovi magazine?

I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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A heat wave affecting much of Western Europe has resulted in several deaths, health officials say.

What? And they are not blaming Hezbollah for that? Why?

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Eighteen months after the devastating Indian Ocean tsunami, hundreds have died after a giant wave struck the Indonesian island of Java. Their deaths have raised questions about the failure of a promised Indian Ocean tsunami early warning system to sound an adequate alert.

Promises, promises!

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International efforts are under way to resolve a stand-off between Spain and Malta which has left 51 African migrants stranded at sea since Friday. Malta is refusing to allow a Spanish trawler which picked up the migrants to dock, drawing criticism from the UN.

What, they don’t have EU passports? Never let them in!

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Credit and debit card firms will find it easier to cancel the cards of online pedophiles under a planned new law.

Is this a punishment? What about the good old methods like prison?

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North Korea says it will halt cross-border family reunions with the South, in retaliation for Seoul’s decision to suspend food aid shipments.

Was that before o after they threaten USA with missiles?

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A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye.

Damn, he missed the target!!! Lower next time dude!

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The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline.

And I’m sure all 16 years old Lebanese really appreciate this!

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The real Ovi magazine

The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

The top courts in two states dealt a setback Thursday to the movement to legalize gay marriage, with New York’s highest court ruling same-sex unions are not allowed under state law and the Georgia Supreme Court reinstating a voter-approved ban on gay marriage.

Try San Francisco!!!

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A woman who tried to extort money from the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain by putting a dead mouse in a bowl of soup was sentenced to a year in jail.

Are you sure wasn’t Mickey Mouse?

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A defiant North Korea on Thursday threatened to test-fire more missiles and warned of even stronger action if opponents of the tests put pressure on the country, amid signs of further activity at the reclusive regime’s launch sites.

It’s raining bomb … it’s raining bombs!!!

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Croatia’s defense ministry has donated a World War II Nazi ship to a local Roman Catholic monastery, which will turn it into a sailing church, the Jutarnji List daily newspaper reported Tuesday.

Bless them!!!

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Did you read the last issue of Ovi magazine?

I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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Mammoths may have come in various hair colors, perhaps even red and blond, new research indicates.

Blonde? Now we know what happened to them…. Really, have you ever heard the joke with the blonde mammoth?

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A video of one of the London bombers is aired on al-Jazeera TV on the eve of the first anniversary of the attacks.

Sponsored by …whom?

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has said the international community must resolve its problems with Iran and North Korea through negotiation.

What? The same way Russian negotiates with the Chechens?

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China and India have opened a historic trade route that had been closed for nearly half a century.

They exchanged links in the blogs?

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The real Ovi magazine

The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

The largest Sunni Arab bloc in Iraqi parliament said Sunday it was suspending its participation in the legislature until a kidnapped colleague was released, dealing a blow to efforts to involve the disaffected minority in the political process.

And I thought things like that don’t happen in Iraq!!!

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Iraq also released a most-wanted list that included Saddam Hussein’s wife and eldest daughter, one of his closest allies and the new leader of al-Qaida in Iraq. The government offered rewards of up to $10 million for many on the list.

Saddam’s wife and daughter in the same list with the new leader of al-Qaida? Do they wander if it is ‘she’ and not ‘he’?

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Prime Minister Ehud Olmert told his Cabinet that the military had been ordered to “do all it can” to return the captured 19-year-old corporal

“All it can”? How far they can? Demolish the whole Palestine?

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A 79-year-old Japanese man who went missing at the end of World War II and resurfaced nearly six decades later in Russia went back to his homeland Sunday to be reunited with relatives.

So the Cypriots missing in Turkey after the invasion have still hopes is only 30 years after all.

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Did you read the last issue of Ovi magazine?

I mean the one and only, the original Ovi magazine, doesn’t matter if you want to call it Ovi magazine or Ovi Lehti is just one and the same.

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David Beckham quit as England captain Sunday, the morning after his team went out in the World Cup quarterfinals on penalties to Portugal.

Five and a half years and a world cup it took him …only to understand that this is a job for men!!!

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The military wing of the governing Palestinian party, Hamas, has said it will attack targets inside Israel if Israel does not end its Gaza offensive.

How sweet of them!!! They cannot hind their love!

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A digital camera containing pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Africa has been seized by US police.

Be serious man!!! Is this a good reason for employing the US police? Is this part of the anti-terrorist act?

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Somalis wary of ‘Bin Laden’ tape

You must see how much the rest of the world is wary!!!

And the Greek part στα Ελληνικά

79χρονος Γιαπωνέζος που είχε εξαφανισθεί μετά τον Δεύτερο παγκόσμιο πόλεμο επέστρεψε στην Ιαπωνία από την Ρωσία!

Αυτό σημαίνει ότι οι αγνοούμενοι κύπριοι και Έλληνες που βρίσκονται κάπου στη Τουρκία έχουν ελπίδες;

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Διαβάσατε ή τουλάχιστον ρίξατε μια ματιά στο καινούργιο Ovi magazine?

Και να θυμάστε, δεν έχει σημασία αν το λέτε στα αγγλικά Ovi magazine ή στα φιλανδικά Ovi Lehti, το περιοδικό είναι μόνο ένα. Ovi magazine.

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Όπως αναφέρουν οι ιδιοκτήτες των μεγαλύτερων καταστημάτων παρασκευής πίτσας στην πρωτεύουσα, κατά τη διάρκεια του μουντιάλ στα περισσότερα μαγαζιά ο μέσος όρος παραγγελιών του αγαπημένου ιταλικού εδέσματος έφθανε τα 300 κομμάτια την ημέρα!

Καλά μιλάμε ότι η Ιταλία νίκησε!!!

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Πρόσωπα-κλειδιά για την εξιχνίαση της υπόθεσης θεωρούνται 15 κάτοχοι ύποπτων τηλεφώνων που επικοινωνούσαν με τα καρτοκινητά-σκιές και άλλοι τόσοι τεχνικοί της Vodafone και της Ericsson.

Και το όνομα τους αρχίζει από C και τελειώνει σε IA;

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Παναγιώτης Φασούλας «Ήρθα για να μείνω»

Και στον ΠΑΟΚ τα ίδια έλεγες αγόρι μου!!!

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Η επαναφορά των τραπεζών στο προσκήνιο αναπτερώνει τις προσδοκίες αρκετών επενδυτών για αντίδραση της Σοφοκλέους.

ΩΧ!!! Αυτό πονάει!!!

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