The Original Ovi magazine

The last few months have been a number of Ovi magazine copycats and Ovi magazine imitators and they have tried using names like theovimagazine, ovimagazine, the ovi magazine and others to excuse their minor and pity existence. However they tried to manipulate google and other search engines they failed for one and simple reason, their inability to be unique, to have opinion, to say the truth. How can a lier, a copycat, a bad imitation survive next to Ovi magazine, something so unique and real, a place for exchange ideas and respect to democracy. imitating a magazine like Ovi magazine it doesn’t only show inability to do something, anything original but it shows clear that they are enemies of exactly what Ovi magazine represents, they are little fascists, enemies of freedom of speech and anything democratic.

There is only one original Ovi magazine and you can find it only here, the rest are just …minor brains, petite thieves, parasites you can only feel sad and sorry for their existence.

This is the iBite collumn from the last issue of the Ovi magazineOvi lehti

After years of hunting, the Americans finally got Zarqawi.

Let’s hope that they didn’t create a martyr and we will see one, two, three or many Zarqawis coming.

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Sheikh Kada in Jordan regards Zarqawi as a hero, a martyr who died in the name of Islam.

Kada is next on the list.

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Iran is not playing versus USA for the World Cup.

Damn! And I was going to enjoy that.

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Don’t forget Ovi magazine is the one and only, anything else is just a copycat or just a bad imitation!

Just making sure that we remember!!!

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A device which may pave the way for robotic hands that can replicate the human sense of touch has been unveiled.

Are they scared to say Viagra?

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Difficult test, guess who’s next after Zarqawi.

Two words: the first starts with the letter ‘B’ and ends with ‘in’, and the second starts with ‘Lad’ and ends with ‘en’!!!

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Russia has handed the Bosnian authorities a suspected Serbian war criminal accused of the rape and torture of Muslim women during the early 1990s.

It’s like the Eurovision Contest; former communist countries exchange criminals instead of points.

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Jewellery and other objects owned by the late Princess Margaret are being put up for auction by her children. The money raised – expected to be about £3m – will be used to help pay off inheritance taxes on her estate.

First question: How much did she own to pay £3m? Second question: Are they going to give any of the excess to kids with AIDS in Africa?

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Don’t forget Ovi magazine is the one and only, anything else is just a copycat or just a bad imitation!

Just making sure that we remember!!!

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The above question was stupid but….

£3m, man!!! £3 bloody million!!! A whole African nation can survive with the same money! £3m!!!

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Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled that calling Silvio Berlusconi, the former prime minister, a “buffoon” can be actively useful for society.

Indeed, at least he made us smile and, as we all know, a smile a day keeps the doctor away!!!

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Iran has slowed its nuclear enrichment work over the past month.

What? Are they making their atom bomb in slow motion?

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What is this column going to be without Berlusconi? Keep it there, dude, iBite needs you.

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Don’t forget Ovi magazine is the one and only, anything else is just a copycat or just a bad imitation!

Just making sure that we remember!!!

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